Personal Statement of Why I Want to go to Medical School

The following is what my habibis advised me to write as a personal statement of why I want to go to medical school. He made my day that time, really he did.


WHAT ABOUT THIS AS LETTER OF WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN MEDICAL SCHOOL ..... MY NAME IS ALMA, I WANTED TO JOIN YOUR SHITTY MEDICAL SCHOOL SO I CAN CURE THE SHIT OF PATIENTS AND IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF THEIR SHITTY LIVES . I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE LOOK ON A PATIENT'S EYES THAT HAS BEEN CURED THANKS TO ME , I THINK THAT THIS IS THE REAL SHIT !!!. I CAN HANDLE ANY KINDA SHIT AND CAN OPERATE UNDER NOMATTER SHITTY CIRCUMSTANCES ... I PERSONALLY THINK THAT I WAS BORN FOR THIS JOB AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT ME THEN YOU GUYS MADE THE SHIT HIT THE FAN .... I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR CRAPPY LETTER TELLING ME THAT I JOINED YOUR PECE OF SHIT SCHOOL I THINK THAT YOUR ACCEPTANCE WILL MAKE MY FREAKEN CRAPPY DAY .. REGARDS , THE FUTURE DR. ALMA